Because I’m so awesome, I always drop massive big hints about what I’d like for my birthday. Sometime these hints are non specific, like the cessation or world peace and sometimes they’re just wishful thinking, like the ability to be able to forget that the Star Wars prequels were ever made. This year, I have a very particular pressy in mind. This year, I want an action figure of Jon Bon Jovi and It has to be the size of my finger. I may not be able to single-underhandedly remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness but that’s not going to stop me from imagining what it would be like to take his head off his shoulders:
That has to be the home bris kit. It just has to be.
I can see why you might think that Tom but no, it’s definitely a guillotine for a little Jon Bon Jovi and I’m not for swaying on this one!
That would make quite a unique fingernail clipper!
You’s need to be careful with that Mike or you’ll never become that concert pianist that you never dreamt of becoming!
I am a bit troubled that you own a guillotine. Sure it’s a mini one but still a guillotine and exactly what body part are you going to cut off with that little gem? It seems a little small for his head.
It’s a work in progress. First I have to find a way of tacking Jon Jovi’s ego and making his head smaller. once that’s done, I can put my mini guillotine to good use!