Today’s 5 things to take camping

I’m one of those annoying people who annoys people but that’s only because I know everything or at least I thought I did until today. I’m a massively big fan of camping because it’s a good way to relax, unwind and retreat from the everyday sound of Bon Jovi. I always make a list of the 5 things to take camping and for years my list has included:

Beer

Condoms

Girlfriend

Bon Jovi  paraphernalia to burn

Something to burn the Bon Jovi paraphernalia

For years I’ve been going camping with my 5 things and have been blissfully unaware that there is a better list:

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4 thoughts on “Today’s 5 things to take camping”

  1. I think your original list is more true to the nature of camping, as I learned it from my grandparents! No, wait…they probably didn’t bring any of those things, but it was about exploring nature, which is what I get from your list.

    1. Nature is definitely where it’s at. You just can’t beat the natural instinct of getting out there and not paying for the goods you took in the shop. Wait a minute, that’s not nature, that’s stealing!

  2. I don’t know. To me, camping is all about getting out of the shop without paying for the goods. Wait a minute, that’s not camping, that’s stealing!

  3. I am not sure if I see anything wrong with her thinking Bill. I might rough it a little more than her and bring only one hair dryer, but I think she has the right idea. Can I add room service to that list?

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