For as long as ever, I’ve had a dream. It’s not a conventional dream and this is why this is the first time I’m sharing it with semi-reasonable folk. To be honest, I don’t know where to start. I’m very much a realist and that’s why I believe in Unicorns. While I’m bearing my soul, I also believe in Santa and I also believe that cats exist. I know that’s a lot to take in but that’s just the way I am and I wouldn’t change me for all the money in Zimbabwe. I know it’s only September and that October won’t be here for another month but I really can’t wait to turn my cat into a Unicorn:
Cats everywhere are planning revenge on humankind for this. Remember Hitchcock’s “The Birds?” Well, the sequel to that will be “The Cats!”
What a terrifying film “The Birds” is. I reckon “The Cats” might take it to a whole new level though!
I see that you have to buy a dozen, so I will need to get some more friends to go in on this purchase with me. Especially since I don’t currently have a cat, either. But this is definitely a purchase that you want to make in bulk, because as soon as the cat can get her claws into the horn, it will be time for a new one!
Maybe we can get the good folk of HO to chip in and we can buy a dozen that way! Are you listening to me Donna Cavanagh?
oh sure, that is why we have petty cash!
I’m so glad you recognize that so it’s inflatable unicorn hats all round then!
Holy Crap.
Where do I get this?
I know, I’m the same and whoever doesn’t buy a truckload of these and sell then at inflatable prices on eBay isn’t going to make a large fortune!
Oh crikey, that was so funny that even as I sit here, kind of dirty , drinking coffee made with selzer water because our water pump has died and we have no water, I am laughing, with tears.
Sorry to hear that your water pump has died, You should try bring it back to life through the incredible healing power of laughter and if that doesn’t work, you can always drink your tears! 🙂
My favorite line is “Cats Love it”. I am no expert on cats, but that feline doesn’t look too happy. People need new hobbies. Okay, I do put holiday antlers on my dogs but they do like it! They told me.
Holiday antlers on dogs is just strange! Inflatable unicorn hats for cats is purfect (sic) but holiday antlers for dogs! 🙂