FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. March newsletter article: “Rallying Against the Living Wage,” or this one: “Is Barack Hussein Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?” And this very important article: “Political Action Against Islamic Infiltration”.
And via Right Wing Watch, this daring letter from the editor of the Greene County GOP newsletter:
“The ultimate task for the people is to remain vigilant and aware ~ that the government, their government is out of control, and this moment, this opportunity, must not be forsaken, must not escape us, for we shall not have any coarse [sic] but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November ~ This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.”
“We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized. An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it’s strength [sic] over the entire world. An elected leader who shuns biblical praise, handicaps economic ability, disrespects the honor of earned military might. In the coming days and weeks ~ we the people must come to grasp as a common force, our very soul’s [sic], that our future as a sovereign nation is indeed at risk.
“The meeting will be held at the Madison Presbyterian Church, 1236 Fishback Road, Rt. 722 at the north traffic light. Everyone is invited to attend this informative meeting. The club will be serving corned beef and cabbage, boiled potatoes, carrots, Jell-O salads, and other types of salads and dessert. Dinner: $7″.
Holy smokes, this guy is barely literate, and he’s the fucking EDITOR? Leapin’ lizards, I hope the FBI comes and corrects you’re (sic) grammar and usage! Did evil Obama disabled their spell check? OK:
“Is Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?”
No, I think the prize for most “Biblically Hostile US president”, according to fundamentalists and the like, would be the one who edited his own version of the Bible, taking out all the Gospels and the miracles and all the supernatural junk like the virgin births, the resurrections and ascensions, the holy ghost and holy trinity mumbo-jumbo, chopping out all the stuff that he could not support through reason, or that he thought may be later embellishments, and left the stuff about Jesus’ preachings about helping the poor.*google it. Don’t know how? Click here
“cannot survive ” – “survive” = ”accept”
“We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.” A perfectly logical response to Obamacare. The provision of health care to all citizens is exactly the sort of tyranny the founding fathers rebelled against.
“This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.” Um. We survived the Civil Fucking War. We work other stuff now, like poverty and racism. Can’t survive? You don’t have a fucking clue what America really is. It’s about your rage as your lives get shittier as your elected officials force feed you the reasons why. It’s about seeing America elect a president promising to personally combat his shit with a brownish face rather than a lighter brownish one. You can’t “survive” the idea of change happening because every step everyone else takes is one leaving you behind.
“Armed insurrection against an elected government supported by the church.” Sounds like Spain, 1936. *google it! Do tell us and the FBI more! Enough of all the hinting at killing us liberals. When are you yokels going to actually follow through and start shooting us? Religious, ideological freaks carrying out murderous, suicidal destruction against American people and its government to invoke terror…been there, done that. You do remember, don’t you? You bought all that memorabilia and painted pickup trucks with sobbing bald eagles demanding you “Never Forget”. Did you forget?….*google: 9/11/2001
“An elected leader who shuns biblical praise, handicaps economic ability, disrespects the honor of earned military might.” He does that? So we’re talking your standard-brand “Obama is the most terrible person who has ever lived on this earth, times Fidel Castro, minus Putin, plus Hitler squared, and if we let this anti christ have a second term, we will have another civil war because that’s how democracy works”? (also, that sentence needs a verb. So does the one before it. *google: grammar.
“An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it’s strength [sic]“
“we the people must come to grasp as a common force, our very soul’s [sic], that our future”
Why, it’s a government siege of apostrophic proportions!
The club will be serving corned beef and cabbage, boiled potatoes, carrots, Jell-O salads, and other types of salads and dessert. Dinner: $7″.
Okay, gross. I mean, just, gross. I guess you don’t win friends or fat cranky delusionals with white man’s privilege , or white people pretending to be revolutionaries, with Toasted Raddichio Arugula and Kale Salad.
Failing a run on Jell-O and Cheese Whiz, the valiant Fightin’ Keyboarders of the 101st will not, of course, be able to drum up the enthusiasm needed for armed revolution and the so-called hillbillies and the minorities will continue to get whacked and wounded offshore while these idiots dictate battle plans from their barcaloungers, and plod on on their current coarse [sic] of ham-sandwich-handed revolution.
Read more about this shit here: PsychoBabble
hillbilly photo via kronikaskuadradas.com
Don’t you feel that sometimes the right wing spews are the results of Jello laced with too much vodka? One can only hope their ideas are the result of too much alcohol and they will one day sober up. Hopefully, by then, it’s not a permanent hangover for us all. I enjoyed this one!
It never ceases to amaze me how quickly the Right-Wing Train to Crazytown fills it’s seats. With all that being said, eh, what time does the dinner start . . . ’cause no matter how much wackaloons rant, there’s always room for Jell-O. LOL Funny stuff Kara!
Jello salads are a separate part of the food pyramid and need to be kept separate from other types of salads and dessert. Of course, Jello is so versatile, it is BOTH a salad, dessert, and, occasionally, an entree!
I tend to agree with you, I think Jello is something of a miracle food. And it isn’t made with horse hooves anymore – I snopes-ed it!