Zachary is not taking drugs with his friends.

Zachary is 19 years of age. Like all people who are 19 years of age, he’s one year away from his 20th birthday but that all seems like a year away, at this particular juncture in his life. Rather than taking drugs with his friends, Zachary is being held without bail at the Volusia County Branch Jail. He’s charged with domestic violence battery which is no laughing matter but if you can’t laugh at life, you might as well go and join a Bon Jovi fan club. While laughing at life we must also learn from the mistakes of others so listen to me now kids and NEVER join a Bon Jovi fan club. Only the future knows what the future holds for Zachary and for that we’ll just have to wait and see. For now, all we have are the facts that led up to this most horrific of incidents:

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10 thoughts on “Zachary is not taking drugs with his friends.”

  1. Moral: Don’t mess with Mom!

    If I had ever thrown anything in my mother’s face, I probably would have WISHED my parents would put me in jail without bail, because what I would have gotten at home would have been a lot worse!

    1. That’s because you were obviously brought up massively correctly. Zachary on the other hand obviously doesn’t understand that there are millions of starving people in the world and that inanimate objects are for throwing at mum and not food!

  2. The lesson is, “Don’t mess with someone while they’re playing Angry Birds.” Thank you.

  3. This is actually pretty sad — that the mother is asking the legal system to provide the discipline for her teen that she feels unable to provide. I’m guessing she is a single mom.

    1. If I was to wake up and think about it, really think about it, I would ask the Volusia County Branch Jail if I could visit Zachary and let him see me playing his beloved Xbox while he is locked away from and then his beloved Xbox might just break and fall apart before his very sad eyes. I’m not saying it’s a flawless plan but it is a plan of sorts!

    1. The word on the street is that Zachary was eating a taco right before dinner because that’s what Zachary eats, right before dinner. I blame the parents!

  4. Obviously, this mother was the one in the wrong. Obviously, his valuable video game time is far more important than dinner or his mother’s feelings. What was she thinking. Next, she will want him to take out the trash or something emotionally abusive like that. Off with her head! HA HA

    1. You’re not going to believe this Donna but I was thinking the exact same thing and I mean ‘exact’, word for word! What are the chances of that happening? It’s just not on. That mother has no right been a woman. Well I’m not just going to sit back and allow this to happen. I’m off to start the Facebook page. See you in a while.

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