A Demonstration of How Dumbing Down Doesn’t Work

another ass wipe in Alabama

Dale Peterson, who has just discovered that going to the bathroom before shopping Wal-Mart is better than not doing so

 

Dale Peterson, a former Republican candidate for Alabama agriculture commissioner known for an ad hitting “thugs and criminals” that “don’t give a rip,” says he will attempt to get a shoplifting charge dismissed.

Peterson was stopped by employees at a Wal-Mart after taking a shopping cart of beer and paper towels past the store’s cash registers without paying. He claims he was rushing to the bathroom, not trying to steal beer.   SOURCE

 

A smarter man would have known that though Wal-Mart buys cheap Chinese goods, they can afford to supply toilet paper in their bathrooms.  And you might want to wait on emptying your bladder from the last 6-pack of beer you consumed before starting over.

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5 thoughts on “A Demonstration of How Dumbing Down Doesn’t Work”

  1. Hmmm. Was he rushing to the bathroom at Wal-Mart or rushing to his car to drive home to his own bathroom, just incidentally taking some beer and paper towels with him? He didn’t say.

    Why the paper towels? Was he anticipating having to clean up an accident on the way?

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