Dale Peterson, who has just discovered that going to the bathroom before shopping Wal-Mart is better than not doing so
Dale Peterson, a former Republican candidate for Alabama agriculture commissioner known for an ad hitting “thugs and criminals” that “don’t give a rip,” says he will attempt to get a shoplifting charge dismissed.
Peterson was stopped by employees at a Wal-Mart after taking a shopping cart of beer and paper towels past the store’s cash registers without paying. He claims he was rushing to the bathroom, not trying to steal beer. SOURCE
I’ve never been to Walmart, do they have bathrooms?
I hope he gets jail time. I would like to see how he copes
Hmmm. Was he rushing to the bathroom at Wal-Mart or rushing to his car to drive home to his own bathroom, just incidentally taking some beer and paper towels with him? He didn’t say.
Why the paper towels? Was he anticipating having to clean up an accident on the way?
Chugging while ya shop, the only way to go!
The only way to go to jail as it may turn out. 🙂