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A Job With Oprah

August 9, 2013
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OprahRecently I applied for a job at Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network. I’m hoping to at least get an interview so I can see what their interview process is like. I bet if they like you, the interviewer says: “Reach under your chair. That’s right. You just got…A BRAND NEW JOBBBBB!!!!”

 

 

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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8 Responses to A Job With Oprah

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    August 11, 2013 at 5:50 am

    When I eventually take control of the network, you can run that place the way you see fit.

    • August 13, 2013 at 4:59 am

      Thanks, Bill! I think we should have our own talk show.

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    August 10, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    I just want her to holler your name in her Oprah-announcement way. “Please welcome MMMmmmmmmmariooooooo Turchiarolooooooooo!” And then pass out from lack of oxygen.

    • August 13, 2013 at 5:00 am

      If history is any indication, it would be “Please welcome MMMmaaaaaariioooo….Tur…tur….um….”

  3. August 10, 2013 at 8:12 am

    I think they should give you your own talk show!

    • August 13, 2013 at 5:00 am

      I wholeheartedly agree! Thanks, Donna!

  4. August 10, 2013 at 2:32 am

    You’re a shoe in mate.



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