A Job With Oprah

OprahRecently I applied for a job at Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network. I’m hoping to at least get an interview so I can see what their interview process is like. I bet if they like you, the interviewer says: “Reach under your chair. That’s right. You just got…A BRAND NEW JOBBBBB!!!!”



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8 thoughts on “A Job With Oprah”

  1. When I eventually take control of the network, you can run that place the way you see fit.

  2. I just want her to holler your name in her Oprah-announcement way. “Please welcome MMMmmmmmmmariooooooo Turchiarolooooooooo!” And then pass out from lack of oxygen.

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