I say the wrong thing more often than I say things but that’s only because I don’t know any better. It must be interesting to listen to me and that’s why I’m surprised that nobody does. I might sometimes appear to be offensive but I haven’t got a malicious body full of bones. When Patti said the wrong thing, she said it to the wrong person. When Lacey heard what Patti had to say, it was Patti’s turn to hear what Lacey had to say:
Who knew the bible outlawed bowl-cuts? You learn something new every day. Thanks.
It gets even weirder than that but when I become Pope, Im going to let the power go straight to my massively confused head and rewrite the whole thing!
Patti should know that the Bible text in black and white is just background; the “good stuff” is in red (at least in my old bible, because that’s what Jesus said (supposedly)! And don’t get me started on mixed-fabric clothing!
And now of course, the only thing we want to hear about is your mixed-fabric clothing story!
Yeah I agree. Leviticus needs to lighten up. Like he’s never had a bad round hair cut, pffffff!
I have a sneaky suspicion that Leviticus is the Lance Armstrong of The Bible! Yeah, let’s start that rumor right now!
Those bible cherry pickers don’t like to be informed that there is an entire orchard of rules out there that they have not been harvestinging all this time.
Don’t you know they’ll get around to it sooner or later, please God!
Gee, that Leviticus doesn’t like anything. I bet no one ever invited him to parties!
Anyone who tries to stop football is considered Satan in The book of Y!