A marriage is only valid if the woman is a virgin

I say the wrong thing more often than I say things but that’s only because I don’t know any better. It must be interesting to listen to me and that’s why I’m surprised that nobody does. I might sometimes appear to be offensive but I haven’t got a malicious body full of bones. When Patti said the wrong thing, she said it to the wrong person. When Lacey heard what Patti had to say, it was Patti’s turn to hear what Lacey had to say:


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10 thoughts on “A marriage is only valid if the woman is a virgin”

  1. Patti should know that the Bible text in black and white is just background; the “good stuff” is in red (at least in my old bible, because that’s what Jesus said (supposedly)! And don’t get me started on mixed-fabric clothing!

  2. Yeah I agree. Leviticus needs to lighten up. Like he’s never had a bad round hair cut, pffffff!

  3. Those bible cherry pickers don’t like to be informed that there is an entire orchard of rules out there that they have not been harvestinging all this time.

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