Some people don’t enjoy reading. It’s the truth because I say so. Chances are that you’re looking at the picture under these words right now and if not, you probably should because it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than the supposed point I think I’m trying to make. Sometimes you just have to come to terms with the fact that Bon Jovi exist despite trying to find a god to make it not so. With this in mind, I’m just going to have to accept that the Twilight books have been written and are in the public domain, cruelly making a mockery of language and not in a good way. Some of you might be wondering when reading Twilight is acceptable. Well now you know:
I hate Twilight. Maybe they can have another section of how essential is it to hate Twilight
I think we might just need 100% of a new pie just for that alone!
Hey! I see I’m normal for a change.
What’s that feeling like now?
I hate Twilight almost as much as you hate Bon Jovi.
I think “almost” might just be the operative word there!