Confusion reigns supreme in everything I do, say or do say. I’m not complaining. It is what it is and I’m perfectly at ease with my countless inadequacies. When brains were being handed out, I was probably doing something involving Photoshop and something someone deeply believed in with a passion that I only wish I had a modicum of. The world is not an easy place to apologize your way through. Where you’re born, who you grow up with and which side of the Bon Jovi hatred spectrum that you subscribe too, shapes your very essence. I probably fully understand 4 things in life and this isn’t one of them:
I think this sign is some existential problem for us all to solve. Or the sign maker made a mistake.
I think it’s that I’m massively confused.
Equally confusing and perhaps foreboding is the flip side of that sign that must read Sorry, We’re Open
I have seen such a sign, Larry!
Now I wouldn’t sleep for weeks if that sign stood before me.
Please keep that sign away from me!
You know, normally, I don’t see how you get so confused, but this time, I am totally on your side. I think the people who own this sign are just evil!
I just don’t understand anyone who doesn’t agree with everything I say and do. I’m always right. Why can’t people just see that and make me the ruler of their country?