I had to have a series of serious conversations with my imaginary son. He’s usually a good kid although not a young goat, by any means. He does well in school but it came to my attention that he skipped class last Tuesday and Wednesday. I conjured him before me and confronted him over it. It turns out that he was influenced by those newspapers that they have:
A clever kid won’t need to wait for good or bad weather to skip class. Ferris Bueller just needed two trusting parents, the ability to hack into the school’s computer, a friend with access to a car and a girlfriend looking for a good time.
Ah but Bueller is the exception to the rule. His zest for life is legendary.
I love this weather report. I would have never graduated from 8th grade if I had this weather report!
If a kid has the smarts to use the that weather report as an excuse to skip class, Bill Y bows down with massive respect!
Full on smart.
If he was real, he would be real smart!