Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is.

I think it was someone smart who said something with lots of big words that most of us couldn’t understand and by most of us, I mean me and by me, I mean, only me. I once pretended that I knew something and ended up ruling 7 Eastern European countries. Actually that might have been a dream that can only be described as a nightmare but I’m just happy that you get my point. I’ve read all the philosophical teachings of Marvel as well as DC and consider myself to be an absolute authority on nothing. Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is:

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10 thoughts on “Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is.”

  1. Is there a secret something in that $2.00 bottle that we don’t know about?

    Oh, and please tell me where I can get a 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola for 99 cents. Once I find it, my quest will be complete and I can die happy.

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