Don’t fall for this.

Along with the guardian of everything that thinks, moves and thinks about moving, I also like to think of myself as a talented, genius-like, caring individual who sometimes gives a damn about others. As you can imagine, I like to keep this to myself and not spend the whole day signing autographs. And so we come to this moment in time where I ask you to listen to me intently for I love the sound of my own voice and so should you. These words I’m about to share cannot be taken lightly. These words serve as a warning to a very real danger. Be on the lookout ladies for this is happening every day and every night. You have been warned:


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8 thoughts on “Don’t fall for this.”

  1. That poor girl doesn’t know what she’s in for — or maybe she does, and is just going along with the game.

  2. Gullible girls and ballsy boys make for a frightening combination. Fortunately, you have stepped forward to save the girls from experiencing this trauma 🙂

    1. I don’t even remember how I became a public service but sure as long as it doesn’t interfere with the Bon Jovi hatred, I’m happy to help!

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