Along with the guardian of everything that thinks, moves and thinks about moving, I also like to think of myself as a talented, genius-like, caring individual who sometimes gives a damn about others. As you can imagine, I like to keep this to myself and not spend the whole day signing autographs. And so we come to this moment in time where I ask you to listen to me intently for I love the sound of my own voice and so should you. These words I’m about to share cannot be taken lightly. These words serve as a warning to a very real danger. Be on the lookout ladies for this is happening every day and every night. You have been warned:
Is this what they mean when they say “I’d tap that” (ie wiretapping ?)
I would definitely, almost surely think so!
That poor girl doesn’t know what she’s in for — or maybe she does, and is just going along with the game.
Good point, maybe she’s just been accommodating!
Gullible girls and ballsy boys make for a frightening combination. Fortunately, you have stepped forward to save the girls from experiencing this trauma 🙂
I don’t even remember how I became a public service but sure as long as it doesn’t interfere with the Bon Jovi hatred, I’m happy to help!
Oh my the poor naive girls out there. But if it were true, at least she gave it all to save a fellow human being!
And she can be happy and proud of herself too for helping mankind!