Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how to become single. You might find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife but then you might wake up and realize that you live in your mother’s house, with your sister, her skin diseased cat and her underhanded dog who just can’t be trusted with his thoughts. Things with the girlfriend have probably gone from bad to nightmare and you just can’t afford to keep her in the shoes she’s become accustomed to. You might want to say bye-bye to your girlfriend but her teeth are so far into you that you need to have surgery to cover up the bite marks. This mainly works on Valentine’s Day but can easily be adapted to work on birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas and such. Without wasting any more words, observe the lesson in the picture and prepare to be single once more:
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Too funny, Bill, as always. You are an enricher.
Just wait until you see tomorrows post.
So you can hold onto your wallet if you’re willing to let go of everything else?!
Yep, I think you’re on the money there!
Your wallet is too fat. You should put it on a diet, preferably one involving jewelry, dinner at fancy restaurants, theater tickets, stuff like that.
Ah but the only reason that the wallet is so fat is that it doesn’t indulge in that stuff!
I guess you wouldn’t have been able to make your point if you had shown photos of your sex life before Valentine’s Day and then after, huh? Safer to show the wallet 😉
Those words are massively true. It’s all about timing!
And once again, your depth of feeling and romance astounds me! I feel a tear welling up in my eye.
Let it out all Don Don’s, I’m known to evoke these type of emotions!
And yet again, you enrich my life, Bill.
I know, I’m thinking of becoming a subscription based service!