Allow me to lay down some factual words that are totally based on truth and not made up with any elements of makey-upy stuff. When I was a kid, playing in the snow, I saw a dinosaur. It was huge and it tried to eat me. I ran away really fast but came back a few minutes later when I forgot that I was scared. I must have told two people that story and not one of them believed me! I know, people must be made from some type of cheap ingredients full of cynicism and undiluted care. It really bothered me that nobody believed me but then I got sweets and the world was a cartoon again. Although people refused to believe my words, I’m happy that they believe the words of Samuel Cornelius:
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Sam needs to be tracked down and asked to contribute here–this is genius (seriously).
I totally agree with Tom, Don Dons, we want to read more of Sam on HO!
Yes, please! More of Sam!
what can I say except: So deep…so, so deep! One day you and Samuel will be listed among the great philosophers. There will be Socrates, Aristotle, Samuel and Bill Y.
I think the list should go in order of importance so it would be Sam, Bill Y, Thirsty Dave, Sugartasric Daddy John, jill Y, Socrates and Aristotle!
You and Tom find Sam and I will make him a writer! Go to it!
Challenge accepted. First I shall strike off someone who could never hope to write anything so wordy – Dan Brown!