The Washington Redskins have been struggling this season and many have been unable to successfully pinpoint what the exact problem has been at this point in time. But now experts in offensive football signage have brought allegations that the offensive calls being used by the Redskins
are “absolute and total gibberish” and they also add that, “the calls do not, in any way, represent anything that could possibly be successful on the field of play.”
Sources close to quarterback Robert Griffin III say that he spoke to them about the calls. “I thought maybe I got a concussion without knowing it or something,” the source claims he confided. “They were making these crazy calls and I had no idea what that mess was. I was afraid to speak up though, because I didn’t want to make it look like I didn’t know the plays.”
Griffin has attracted a good deal of blame for the Redskins’ offensive woes. Some had thought he might have come back from injury too soon, but the signing issue has certainly brought intrigue to the situation. Backup Kirk Cousins has started taking first team snaps this week in preparation for next Sunday’s game and was quoted as saying, “everything looks good.” He was also seen drinking heavily after practice.
I had my suspicions about those signals because after RGIII would look to the sidelines and then explain the plays to his teammates, they looked like one befuddled huddle. Maybe it’s Shanahan’s way of getting revenge?
Finally, a valid explanation.
You cracked me up! Now I have to clean up my keyboard from my coffee spit-take.