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Fifty Shades of Grey: The Movie

September 3, 2013
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The wait is finally over. No, they haven’t found the last golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory (I wish). The leads have been cast for the movie adaptation of the trashy novel…um…sorry…I mean erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Looks like Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam are the lucky actors chosen to play that dude and that girl. (Sorry, I didn’t read the book.) This news made me wonder: Once the film is released, will it get the obligatory porn parody? Or would that just be redundant?

 

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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12 Responses to Fifty Shades of Grey: The Movie

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    September 4, 2013 at 11:17 am

    What everyone else said.

  2. September 3, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    I hate that this book is making millions and millions of dollars. And you know the movie is going to be a huge success. I think they missed the boat. I think they should have brought back the team of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

    • September 3, 2013 at 8:54 pm

      True. Either that or go straight to the hardcore porn version.

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    September 3, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    Fifty Shades of Grey . . . I thought it was a hair produce for men?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 3, 2013 at 12:59 pm

      Sorry that should read “hair product”

    • September 3, 2013 at 8:55 pm

      Yep. It’s when you want the gray hair. But you want to also be classy so it’s spelled the British way.

  4. September 3, 2013 at 11:58 am

    After reading some pages in the book, I am very much looking forward to the movie because it’s likely they will release a “novelization” of the film which has to be better than the original book and then they might even produce another movie based on the novelization which will most certainly have to be better than the original movie.

    • September 3, 2013 at 8:56 pm

      John, you took the words right out of my scrambled brain. Spooky.

  5. September 3, 2013 at 10:33 am

    If you haven’t read the book, you should check out my podcast. My best friend and I are reading the book out loud for a podcast. It’s kind of like “Mystery Science Theatre 3000”—only with books!

    http://megoblog.typepad.com/blog/2013/09/take-this-labor-day-to-catch-up-on-the-50-shades-of-grey-podcast-.html

    • September 3, 2013 at 8:56 pm

      Oh, man, that sounds awesome! I will definitely check it out.

  6. Bill Y Ledden
    September 3, 2013 at 4:50 am

    This E L James person must be laughing all the way to the porn bank.

    • September 3, 2013 at 8:57 pm

      Yes she is, Bill. And maybe I’m being a jerk to say this, but I can’t help thinking it is you and me that should be laughing all the way to the porn bank. Or at the very least chuckling.



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