The wait is finally over. No, they haven’t found the last golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory (I wish). The leads have been cast for the movie adaptation of the trashy novel…um…sorry…I mean erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Looks like Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam are the lucky actors chosen to play that dude and that girl. (Sorry, I didn’t read the book.) This news made me wonder: Once the film is released, will it get the obligatory porn parody? Or would that just be redundant?