For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread! Things weren’t always as bad as they are now. In 1993 Thirsty Dave was simply known as Unthirsty Dave. These were simpler times, before the Star Wars prequels would forever leave an unmovable stain on celluloid. Bill Murray kept waking up on the same day and we loved each and every second of it. The dinosaurs escaped from the park and Robin Williams and his female housekeeper turned out to be the same person. Madonna led the way in fashion but nobody had a patch on little Unthirsty Dave when it came to style:
He looks like some poor kid’s demented older brother whose ambition in life is to become an executioner.
He certainly does and a stylish executioner at that!
Now I understand why Thirsty Dave is so thirsty. You couldn’t wear that outfit and remain sober.
I think he was so far ahead of the curve that the curve just couldn’t keep up with him!
I can see why he starting drinking!
Origin stories seem to be in style, these days!
I am unsure if Unthirsty Dave should be admired for his look of determination or if we should be afraid. My instinct says afraid.
I think he should be admired for his look of determination. In later life that look was given to many a bartender!