Thirsty Dave’s nephew Frank “The Fierce Fotographer” Fitzgibbon is a young man who hasn’t got much going for him. I wouldn’t let him near any of the 17 Eastern European countries that I rule because he would probably break them. He recently got one of those Apple fones that the kids love these days and was immediately elevated to the status of Professional Fotographer. This didn’t happen on my watch but the kids all got together and shortened the term “applications” to “apps”. These apps have become much sought after and Franky found himself a free one that he just couldn’t wait to try:
Don’t need no insta-whatever, all my pics look like that.
But we can all learn fro the pro.
Two theories: 1) Thirsty Dave’s gene pool needs to be checked out or 2) He has been sneaking into Thirsty Dave’s special brew a little too often!
I think you hit the nail on its head. Thirsty Dave’s gene pool seriously needs to be checked before he drinks it all but I doubt if anyone could get by the robust security system that requires the blood of a virgin, to get to his special brew!