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Friday Humor Devotional

February 22, 2013
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Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, Amen.

 

 

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. February 23, 2013 at 7:49 am

    The devine power of words in action!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 23, 2013 at 9:27 am

      Yes indeed Bill. The only problem with his phrase is that it didn’t include the mocking of Bon Jovi. 😉

  2. February 22, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    A new phrase is born, gonna start using this one.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 23, 2013 at 9:25 am

      Going to powder my nose, draining the lizard, pinching a loaf, I’m all about the euphemisms. I too Thomas say lets proudly spread this phrase until it goes viral, LOL!

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        February 23, 2013 at 3:20 pm

        You forgot “make a BM.”

        • Deb Martin-Webster
          February 23, 2013 at 4:42 pm

          Another one is unload the torpedoes, they’re endless Kathy!!

  3. lbwoodgate
    February 22, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    I think calling you BM your “kids” is just a little bizarre. What ever happened the more productive imagery of dropping a loaf?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 23, 2013 at 9:21 am

      I totally agree L.B. Even having the bad taste (for me) to write such a phrase . . . there is something inheritably wrong with me. 🙁



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