Dear Lord, please forgive me for sucker punching my husband at the dinner table. When I asked how he spent his day off, I thought he said he’d spent hours online looking at porn shops, when in fact he said he spent hours online looking at pawn shops. He’d hocked our wedding bands on our recent trip to Vegas and was searching for the shop’s address. I’m still pissed about the wedding bands, but relieved he wasn’t searching for Hot Booty Babes with Big Boobs, Amen.
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Think of it as a delayed reaction to putting your wedding bands in hock.
Knee-jerk reaction, indeed Kathy!
Now I don’t know you guys outside of the HO and Hot Booty Babes with Big Boobs websites but I reckon your dinner conversations are fun and sometimes painful for you Pete!
Yes Bill our dinner conversations are, to say the least, strange and unusual but they always come back to Hot Booty Babes with Big Boobs. We’re sentimental that way.
HA HA! I can see how you could have made that mistake! Very funny!
Yup, sadly Donna my hearing has gone and so is his internet search history! LOL
Next trip to Vegas I’m on my own, and this shiner hurts.
No more Vegas trips for you dear. And that steak you put on your eye is tomorrow’s dinner!