Dear Lord, please forgive my hayseed farmer husband for embarrassing me at a recent lunch with my city boss, when he was kind enough to invite him along. When he displayed an interest in visiting our farm my husband said, “Y’all are more than welcome to come out anytime and smell my dairy air.” Needless to say I’m looking for another job, Amen.
Whoever said life on a farm is boring?
At least you don’t have donkeys and he didn’t invite him to see his ass.
HAHAHA! That would be horrific! No butts about it Mario!
I’m led to believe that what goes on the farm, stays on the farm or something, something, something! I don’t know. I’m too confused about stuff to know what i’m talking about!
Yes Bill, I get very confused especially when it involves cows. But you know what they say on the farm, “No moos is good moos.”