Friday Humor Devotional

milk_jug_sDear Lord, please explain to our dimwitted redneck neighbor that using plastic milk jugs as floating pool toys only works after you drink the milk, Amen.

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8 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

  1. When you mentioned redneck neighbors, I assumed they had inflatable kiddie pools, bought at Walmart. It wasn’t until I read the comments that I realized THESE rednecks are rich enough to afford an actual adult pool AND dumb enough to use full milk bottles as flotation devices.

    You know what they say: Assume makes an ass out of “u” and me.

    *blushes in shame*

    1. No need for shame Kathy because it was our rich neighbor’s pool, they snuck into, LOL!! 😉

  2. It’s so easy to mock your redneck neighbor but I can sort of see myself making this mistake so i’m going to do something that has never been done before and shut up!

    1. HAHAHAHA! Bill I’ve never been able to shut anyone up so in your case it is indeed a honor sir!

    1. I’m all about recycling and repurposing even when the end result is a bloated body at he bottom of a pool clutching a milk jug.

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