Friday Humor Devotional

July 5, 2013 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, tell our aging neighbors that having wild sex is okay but please remind them to remove their Life Alert devices. Five fire trucks and two paramedics came to their rescue when they came, Amen!

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7 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

Kathy Minicozzi says:

July 5, 2013 at 8:37 pm

On the other hand, if they take off the Life Alert bracelets in order to have mind-boggling sex, they might forget to put them back on again — kind of like forgetting to turn your cell phone back on after you leave the movie theater.
1. Deb Martin-Webster says:
  
  July 6, 2013 at 10:02 am
  
  I bet their phones are always set on vibrate. 😉
  1. Kathy Minicozzi says:
    
    July 6, 2013 at 4:15 pm
    
    Hahahaha! 😀
Donna Cavanagh says:

July 5, 2013 at 2:02 pm

I love those hats! They don’t cover this in the medical alert commercial. You have done the world a great service, Deb!
1. Deb Martin-Webster says:
  
  July 5, 2013 at 2:10 pm
  
  Just doing my civic duty Donna and protecting the eyes and ears of their adult kids!
Bill Y Ledden says:

July 5, 2013 at 12:50 pm

That’s just inconsiderate behaviour. If those firefighters and paramedics wanted to watch porn, they might not have chosen to watch your aging neighbors! Damn inconsiderate behavior!
1. Deb Martin-Webster says:
  
  July 5, 2013 at 2:08 pm
  
  I agree Bill! The fact that they kept screaming, “Come on baby light my fire” is irrelevant! 😉

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