Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, tell our aging neighbors that having wild sex is okay but please remind them to remove their Life Alert devices.  Five fire trucks and two paramedics came to their rescue when they came, Amen!

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7 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

  1. On the other hand, if they take off the Life Alert bracelets in order to have mind-boggling sex, they might forget to put them back on again — kind of like forgetting to turn your cell phone back on after you leave the movie theater.

    1. Just doing my civic duty Donna and protecting the eyes and ears of their adult kids!

  2. That’s just inconsiderate behaviour. If those firefighters and paramedics wanted to watch porn, they might not have chosen to watch your aging neighbors! Damn inconsiderate behavior!

    1. I agree Bill! The fact that they kept screaming, “Come on baby light my fire” is irrelevant! 😉

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