Dear Lord, please forgive me for confusing our new snobby Manhattan neighbors. When I told them I was excited about Shark Week, her response was and I quote, “I find that very hard to believe Deborah. Our lawyers never mentioned they had a week?”
To which I replied, “Okay . . . oh, and by the way my husband says you’re welcome for not thanking him after he removed the dead possum from your well-manicured lawn, Amen.”
P.s. The welcome to the neighborhood meatloaf we brought over last night was not ground steak.