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Friday Humor Devotional

August 16, 2013
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I'm not feeling the LOVE!

I’m not feeling the LOVE!

Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?”

To which I replied, “Why, yes that would be me!”

His response, “Huh, you don’t look anything like the photo on your book. You look a whole lot older in person.”

My reply, “Oh really . . . come to think of it, I think I know you too!  Aren’t you the prick who never wrote a book, still lives in your parent’s basement, with the blow-up girlfriend? You look a whole lot smarter online.” Amen.

 

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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6 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. August 22, 2013 at 3:25 am

    That’s tellin’ him, Deb!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 22, 2013 at 4:43 pm

      LOL, I’m just sayin . . . Thanks Mario!

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    August 18, 2013 at 7:41 am

    That was a bit harsh Deborah. I didn’t mean to offend you. I Just say the wrong thing to people in public!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 18, 2013 at 5:43 pm

      We all make mistakes. You are forgiven Bill. And, I’d like to have my sunglasses back.

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 17, 2013 at 12:00 am

    Ouch! Good one, though.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      August 18, 2013 at 5:41 pm

      And this happened while I was wearing my “I’d like to be famous” sunglasses, sigh . . .



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