Friend Posts Nothing On Facebook About 9/11, Shows Himself to be Horrible Human Being

The twelfth anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon came Wednesday, and Bill Anderson’s Facebook friend, we’ll call him “Hussein” for his own safety, did not post any remembrances or tributes to his Facebook wall, showing everyone how terrible of a human being he really is.

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“I thought he was an OK dude, said Anderson. “Likes the same baseball team as I do. Doesn’t seem to be addicted to any kind of narcotics or anything. But then today I posted a picture with the twin towers and a ribbon with a crying eagle and he didn’t comment or like it or anything. And I know he was on at the time because he just posted crap about his stupid kids, a damn cat, and what he ate for breakfast. Some fucking tofu thing with vegetables. Not one shred of bacon. What a dick!

The terrorists are watching, you know. And if flags, eagles, and New York pictures are not liked sufficiently, the terrorists will most likely be emboldened. I don’t really know what “emboldened” means, but I’m pretty sure we don’t want the terrorists to…be…that.”

“Hussein” was unavailable for comment, as he was probably busy sneezing on the Constitution and wiping his communist rear with the American flag.

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