Never underestimate the human mind. Uncle Gary loved Lydia for a long time. She taught him how to make his own sandwich, how to string proper, cohesive sentences together and how to bring back clothes that did not fit. What Lydia liked most about Gary is that he ate what he was given, said what he was supposed to say and brought back clothes that did not fit. It was a match made on a dating website and for a time, the dating website held Gary and Lydia as the shining beacon of the success of the business. Gary even went as far as getting Lydia’s name, inked on his skin, as a way of showing his undying love. As we all know, fairytales never end well and so it was that one day, Gary came home early and caught Lydia, teaching another man how to make a sandwich. Gary was furious and made good use of those cohesive sentences. Time passed and Lydia and Gary were no more mentioned in the same breath. She went her way and Gary found Netflix. Time, as we all know, is a healer of things and although Gary watched Breaking Bad from the very start, he still moped around aimlessly with the tattoo of Lydia:
Instead of “carrying a torch” for someone, people will now be “carrying a tattoo.”
You just have to admire Gary’s solution to this most pressing of problems.
Gary’s main problem seems to be that he shaves his arm.
This is probably going to make you think of this in a very different way Tom but that’s not his arm!
I think there should be some kind of standardized IQ test before one can get a tattoo. That might make life easier on a lot of people.
I can see why you would say that Don Don’s but I’m not as nice a person as you. I take great pleasure in others mistakes!
Love the tatt!
Sure you would have to be heartless, not to love that tatt!