Word has leaked that George Zimmerman has initiated proceedings to change his last name to “Sandusky” in order to clean up his tarnished image.
A quote alleged to be genuine from Zimmerman noted, “The name ‘Zimmerman’ has been tarnished. People now think of that name and think of a power hungry asshole who wanders around looking for fucking punks to “accidentally” murder. I need to make a change to something a lot more respectable, so I figure ‘Sandusky’ doesn’t have nearly as many bad feelings associated with it.”
Zimmerman’s court date for the name change is said to be August 6th, where will be testifying this time.
Too funny.
Has he considered “Wiener”?!
This would logically follow. The guy has demonstrated an inability to make good judgements.