Officals at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport stopped a shipment of human heads. Apparently, the 18 heads, minus their bodies, had traveled to Italy as part of a medical research program and were returning to Chicago for cremation when they were discovered during a routine X-ray screening. Disappointed by the delay, the unique passengers remained calm and remarked, “Airline travel isn’t what it used to be. The cavity search before boarding was a bit of a headache but we have no complaints about the leg room.”
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There’s a Futurama joke in here somewhere…
Yes, I would think they could have fun with this one.
This may be the way to travel — no annoying removal of shoes.
True, but you know some head somewhere is going to stick something up his nose and ruin it for everyone
No shoes, but being stuffed in a box with 17 other travelers must be quite a headache.
Tails you lose!
HA HA!!!
Sounds like the perfect trip for people who need their heads examined!
Yes, Mike Indeed!
The flight attendants must have been really pissed when they needed to do a final boarding head count! 😉
yes, Deb, very true!
That flight only matched by the ultra-conservative asses that are being flown home from Washington after meeting with (and lambasting) Biden on proposed gun control.
Well, at least the heads had brains unlike the ultra-conservative asses!