They say the simplest ideas are the best and as far as simple goes, it doesn’t get any easier than this. My idea wasn’t so much about reinventing the wheel as changing the perception of the wheel and making it more desirable. It all started on the day that I hadn’t got enough money to exist. I had €20 in my pocket and out of that I had to pay the mortgage, credit card bill, subscription to the Bon Jovi Hate Club, the annual 6 month trip to paris, 280 pairs of shoes for Jill Y, the annual 8 month trip to Milan, Thirsty Dave’s bar bill and a carton of milk. It took me a while but I realized that my €20 wasn’t going to cut it. And then, an actual idea from my very own brain just dawned on me like the dawn, dawning. I needed to make more money. I cranked up Photoshop and worked a small piece of inventive magic. Now I just have to convince the world that it’s real and my fortune awaits:
I think you just solved the national deficit and work your hatred of Bon Jovi in the same article! Bravo Bill!
I’ll sort the national deficit out if you sort the Bon Jovi out!
Still cooler than our money, keep up the good work.
At this stage of the game, I don’t care what it looks like, I just need some!
Let me het a bit of a head start and then make the call!
Should I get you a solicitor now or just wait until they catch you?