Josh is as real as Real Madrid, the really great soccer team from Madrid, Spain. Josh keeps it real and doesn’t have room in his life for misunderstandings, mistakes or mishaps. This makes him logical, methodical and reasonable but about as interesting as watching paint that refuses to dry. Ashley laid her heart on the line and asked Josh a question. Josh answered the question as only he could:
Josh sounds like a smart guy who knows what to do in case of an emergency. I bet he even knows the heimlich.
I reckon he hass 911 on speed-dial. Actually there’s nothing wrong with that but you know what I mean!
Ha. A literal one.
I’m alright with literal but figurative scares the bejaysus out of me!
I bet he is not known as a great romantic! HA HA
If you called him a great romantic, he’d probably think you were talking about Keats, Blake and Shelley!