The rumors have been swirling for months, and apparently they are true. Kris and Bruce Jenner are separating, after a college senior’s age worth of marriage.
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This comes as quite a blow for fans, the biggest one being the Devil, who was there when they met.
“The chemistry was instant,” said the Prince of Darkness. “You just knew they’d be together for an amount of time, probably in front of cameras.”
It has not been a good couple of months for the Kardashian clan, with Khloe Kardashian’s marriage woes with Lamar Odom, Kris Jenner’s possible TV show cancellation, and little Nori realizing that this is all kind of it for her.
The Devil remains optimistic, though.
“I could definitely see some sort of cougar-in-the-city spin-off for Kris,” he said. “I would definitely love to help produce that.”
I don’t know who this Bruce Jenner dude is but Mario also mentioned him today. He looks like he could star in a non-cartoon version of Beavis and Butthead, playing either character.