Listen to me now as I share these words. Bill Y is not a proud man. I’ve seen and done some things that cannot be spoken of. I’ve partied with people who know of people who live near people who have tattoos in places that only surgeons see. My list of accomplishments is as long as a unicorn’s string of disappointments. When people foolishly ask me to do them a favor, I usually oblige because one of these days, I have to do something right and it could happen any year now. Sugartastic Daddy John’s neighbor, “Unsure” John wanted to sell his bike but was unsure about how to go about it. He asked for my help and true to form, it wasn’t long before I made him regret it:
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Do you think you could help me write an ad to sell my VCR??
Well I could but if you want to sell the VCR, it’s probably best that I don’t!
I think this is how they came up with the idea for the organ donor program. But quite the marketing move on your part.
I know and can you believe that he hasn’t sold it yet?
Bill I think Donna’s found you a new job as HO publicist! LOL
Well if Don Don;s ever wants to make the readership smaller, I’m definitely the man for the job! LOL
Bill, it’s always astonishing to see what you will come up with next. 😀
I have to admit that I sometimes astonish myself too! Just when I think I can;’t get any worse, I only go and get worse!
Craigs List should hire you for ad copy. I am impressed by the detail in such a short ad.
I think we can blame Twitter for making us write like that!
It’s a good ad if you’re targeting thieves and terrorists. Just hope the NSA isn’t monitoring the want ads too.
I think I’d be surprised if they weren’t.