1. Don’t let your cat get into a relationship with a skunk. A skunk can be a real stinker.
2. Hummus has garlic in it. Remember that the next time you are having lunch in a health food restaurant with the person of your dreams.
3. If you think you can write, you are probably right. If you are not right, don’t write.
4. If you are tone-deaf, music is not the best thing to choose as a major in college.
5. “If you can speak, you can sing. If you can walk, you can dance.” Just make sure you won’t look like a real idiot before you try either of those in front of people.