1. Don’t let your cat get into a relationship with a skunk. A skunk can be a real stinker.
2. Hummus has garlic in it. Remember that the next time you are having lunch in a health food restaurant with the person of your dreams.
3. If you think you can write, you are probably right. If you are not right, don’t write.
4. If you are tone-deaf, music is not the best thing to choose as a major in college.
5. “If you can speak, you can sing. If you can walk, you can dance.” Just make sure you won’t look like a real idiot before you try either of those in front of people.
Little nuggets of wisdom as usual. I thought I could write and then the thoughts got the best of me and now the thoughts have me held captive in a place that looks like nowhere.
Fun pointers. But I just carry mints around to avoid the garlic moments and those portable toothbrushes. LOL
Orbit gum works wonders, too. Unfortunately, it’s a bit of a turn-off in a romantic moment.
To some, garlic can be an aphrodisiac. If two people accept this then they are truly made for each other.
*singing*
“A fine romance
With no garlic
… “