Matt’s biggest mistake was talking or more to the point, trying to talk to two women at the same time. The great philosophers of our time have pondered aimlessly for a way for man to speak to two women at the same time but to no avail. We can travel at the speed of light, tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke in a blind taste and watch all Nic Cage’s films but to date, man has not yet been able to talk to two women at once and not for lack of trying. In hindsight, Matt should have just shut his big mouth but a superior force, compels a man to attempt to speak with two women at once and this will probably never change. In a hope that it might one day lead to a breakthrough discovery, here’s Matt’s mistakes, in words and pictures:
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Matt the Chin, serial relationship ruiner.
Matt the Chin seems to be punching well above his weight with those two women – they look totally out of his class!
Might the goatee have a higher IQ than the man wearing it?
I think goats might have a higher IQ than that guy.