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McDonald’s Is Getting Wings

August 27, 2013

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McDonald’s is launching its newest menu item, Mighty Wings, on September 9th. They see their new chicken product as a threat to such competitors as Wendy’s and Burger King because their McWings are bone-in chicken. I say they should prepare for the McLawsuits from all of the McChoking.

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at

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3 Responses to McDonald’s Is Getting Wings

  1. August 30, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Most people have probably popped at least one fried chicken nugget in their lives – “nugget” meaning exactly what the term implies: hunk. Nugget of gold. Or in this case, nugget of chicken meat encased in golden batter. You’re very conscious of the fact that the six bites in that yellow paper container have gone through a grueling regime to become “nuggets.” Even so, when you’re in a long, snaking line at Wendy’s or McD’s and time is of the essence, nuggets are a convenient, satisfying lunch or snack choice.

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    August 29, 2013 at 4:11 am

    If billions and billions have been served as claimed in their big red and yellow sign, does this mean they already have a large legal team?

    • August 30, 2013 at 9:30 pm

      Yep but I hear they’re all a bunch of clowns.

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