Sugartastic Daddy John is enigma, one minute totally submerged in his own world of funk and cool, the next devoting all his time to helping his fellow brothers and sisters. For this reason, I always turn to him for relationship advice although it’s important to catch him at the right time. I’ve been with Jill Y for as long as a piece of string. We love each other as much today as we did when we first set eyes on each other in the 16th century. Lately she’s been subtly bringing up the idea of having a kid and when I say subtly, I mean she’s started breast-feeding a teddy bear and arranged to have it baptized. I called the Daddy and asked for his opinion. He sent me this picture as we were talking:
Scares me too!
They should post this picture in every high school and university in the world. Population problem? It will be gone!
I think you’re onto something Don Dons. It certainly scares the bejaysus out of me!