The word nature is derived from the latin word natura, or “that which gets under my skin more than adipose tissue”. I won’t have anyone coming around here, extolling the virtues of nature because I never get to experience nature. I’m too wrapped up in my own imagination to venture outside but that’s not to say that I’ve never done it. I remember the day in 1984 like it was only 29 years ago. I decided that I would visit this nature that I heard so much about. I decided to be all natural and au naturale with the great elements. What I encountered that day will never leave me as I visit the nightmare visions, nightly:
They’ve gone from an ocean filled with man-eating sharks to pool filled of flesh-eating bacteria, lol!
Give me the sharks any day!
Sorry to hear about your adipose issue. Nature is ok, but in small doses. 🙂
Maybe minute doses!
I guess it cuts down the risk of sharks and loch ness monsters, right?
Good point and well made!
I also agree that nature sucks and we are NOT buddies. Although me and nature go way back to my teenage years when slamming beers in a field was cool, I now prefer to slam my beer indoors, like a classy adult.
Slamming beers in a field is still cool or so the word on the street goes!