Nick Saban Denies Texas Rumors… Oddly


It has been rumored Nick Saban might be a candidate for a possible Texas University opening. Bolstered by the fact a Texas regent member sent an agent to meet with Saban.

Pictured above Saban is at a press conference denying these Texas rumors. Let’s listen in:

“I’m old, folks. I’m too damn old to be making any more job changes. I’ll take more questions but first I need a donut for my coffee.”

“Kevin Scarbinsky, Birmingham News, Mr. Saban. Did you just ask for a donut? Chocolate or…?”

“Just a glazed donut. Do you not see my pinky finger poised for a donut? A glazed donut, dammit!”

“Mark McCarter, Huntsville Times, Mr. Saban. Do you want jelly in that glazed donut, Mr. Saban?”

“A plain glazed donut, Mark! Can’t you see my pinky getting tired? I’m pointing at you, Cecil.”

“Me?” says Cecil Hurt of the Tuscaloosa News. “I’ll get you your donut, Nick, but you seem to be sending some other signals.”

“What kind of signals, Cecil? Can’t a guy crave a donut and then stick his pinky out without you reading something else into it. And yes, I’m pointing at you again… with my index finger. I’m not going to Texas even if they offered me $ 7,… er… I mean $ 9 million a year.  Do I make myself clear? Where’s that donut?”

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