No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!

NOT Cat FoodDear Cat:

1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are.
2. Cats don’t like bananas.
3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet and made with bananas.
4. You are a cat.
5. I am a human. I am capable of detecting the taste of sugar, and I love banana bread. And I prefer it without the addition of cat snot.

In other words:

JUST BECA– USE THERE IS SOMETHING SITTING ON THE COUNTER ON A PLATE AND I TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS DOESN’T MEAN IT’S THERE TO BE SMELLED. POKING IT WITH DIRTY PAWS IS ALSO NOT APPRECIATED.

Thank you for your understanding

The Human

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6 thoughts on “No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!”

    1. Or better still, spray it with orange juice. Word has it that cats hate citrus smells, although I have yet to see proof of this.

  1. I’m sooooooo happy that someone finally has the balls to stand up to the cats. If banana bread was meant for cats, it would say “for cats” on the wrapper. Not even once have I seen a banana bread wrapper that says this. Why can’t they just take the massively obvious hint and realize that it is, what it is. Go Kathy.

    1. Do I put my nose in my cat’s food? NO! I already know how it smells and I don’t want to investigate further.

      She doesn’t get to investigate my food, either. One courtesy deserves another.

      Cats have ruled the world too long!

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