Whenever I come across an obituary of a country music singer, I read it. If you have artistic leanings you can learn a lot from the lives of country musicians. But only from the Old School guys – there’s little to learn from the new guys who do ads for motor oil companies or have a line of perfume at Fred Meyer’s that smells like horse piss. Veterans like Johnny Cash never sold us a line because they were too busy walking one. They had something to teach us.
Reading about a recently-departed Old School legend, I gained the following invaluable nuggets of insight:
* If you’re driving and have a half-empty bottle of vodka on the passenger seat, don’t try to change the cassette in the stereo. Stereos are dangerous and will get you every time. (Insight: always maintain total focus on the primary task at hand)
* Don’t try to open theme parks. (Stick to what you’re good at).
* Don’t keep a manager who also sells cocaine. (Again, your manager should stick to what he/she’s good at and leave drug sales to the professionals).
* Marriage is like baseball. After the third-strike, just go back to the dugout and try to figure out what’s wrong with your swing.
* If you’re on the 83rd take of a song (or story or poem), stop and try again later when you’re sober.
* Rehab is for quitters. (Never give up).
* If you’re shooting a handgun at a car, make sure your friend isn’t in it. (Cars are replaceable, but friends are few and precious).
* Robert Atkins, author of the all-protein diet, died at age 71. Our recently-departed Old School country star made it to 81. (Hard living beats protein for artists who want that extra bit of longevity).
* Responsible adults pay their debts. Smart adults flee to another the state. The latter have much more fun.
I just had to do a google search to find out who died. You owe me five minutes of my life back! 😉
A lot of wisdom here! Especially about not expecting your diet to affect your longevity. A diet without fat and sugar may not make you live longer, but it will seem like it!
Country singers have to keep breaking up so they have something to sing about!
Even really big boobs won’t guarantee theme park success? What has happened to America?
Maybe if the theme park was centered ON big boobs. Imagine the roller coaster ride there.
I’m going to stop trying to open theme parks although I promised myself that 67 failed theme parks ago!