Once a year, every year, Thirsty Dave celebrates his birthday. This is not an easy time for us because it’s so hard to know what to get your best, thirstiest, best friend for his birthday. Last year, we got him an aquarium but he drank it. The year before that, we got his stomach pumped. This year, we’re not going to put any thought into his present at all because we’re going to watch Breaking Bad from the beginning and some things are just more important than birthdays anyway. He’s getting this t-shirt and he’s going to love it like one of his own:
Once a year, every year, Thirsty Dave celebrates his birthday. | HumorOutcasts
I couldn’t have said it better myself!
I want this shirt!!!
Join the queue. That makes a grand total of two people who want it! I’m not made of money!
I’m not even Thirsty Dave and I would LOVE to get this shirt. You’re such a good friend.
Ah it was good while it lasted. He only went and liquidized the t-shirt and tried to drink it!
Happy Beerthday, Thirsty Dave!
He really is the man that has everydrink!
Anyone who would give a friend a stomach pumping as a birthday present is a great friend indeed.
I know, I was looking for something that he could really use and there was his stomach, screaming abuse at us!
Can Thirsty Dave find a better friend than you on this entire planet or even in all the alternate universes?
I doubt it although he has got me out of some tricky situations. Remind me tell you the story of Russian astronaut and her sister one of these days!