A woman is accused of trying to poison her husband in a very creative way. Apparently, this was going to be a murder-suicide thing as the woman “stuffed” (I don’t know the correct term for this) enough poison into her vagina to kill both she and her spouse. The plan was to get him to perform a certain “action” upon her that would make him ingest the poison or at least inhale it, but when he started to perform that action, he noticed, and I swear this is what was reported, an odd aroma. This tipped him off that something was amiss and he called the police. Yes, he went right to the police and not to CVS for some Summer’s Eve products. What is wrong with this family? Anyway, the police have not filed charges, but the husband is suing the wife for both divorce and fraud. Rumor has it that a movie entitled, One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest, will soon be in production.