A woman is accused of trying to poison her husband in a very creative way. Apparently, this was going to be a murder-suicide thing as the woman “stuffed” (I don’t know the correct term for this) enough poison into her vagina to kill both she and her spouse. The plan was to get him to perform a certain “action” upon her that would make him ingest the poison or at least inhale it, but when he started to perform that action, he noticed, and I swear this is what was reported, an odd aroma. This tipped him off that something was amiss and he called the police. Yes, he went right to the police and not to CVS for some Summer’s Eve products. What is wrong with this family? Anyway, the police have not filed charges, but the husband is suing the wife for both divorce and fraud. Rumor has it that a movie entitled, One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest, will soon be in production.
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This gives the term “crazy p***y” new meaning.
Damn, talk about a toxic vagina. Still, not a bad way to go I guess.
Fraud is damn right but hey, we’re all gong to be dead sooner or later!
Like most men Bill, this is not that tough a way to go for you is it?
She probably figured it would have been a lot easier just to poison his coffee, but not nearly as much fun.
But she was in danger of dying too! That can’t be fun!
This guy now has a bar story that cannot be topped. So dark.
Yes, you always see the bright side Thomas!
She should have mixed it with tuna!
Ohhhhhh, Mike!!! 🙂
“Not tonight honey I have an arsenic headache!”
HA HA Deb!
Evidently poison for vajay-jays doesn’t come in Summer’s Eve scents. Someone needs to send a note to their R&D department.
I am going to write them Larry!