Two days after Fox News and Sarah Palin announced that they are parting ways, word has leaked that the true reason for the split was Palin’s outrage over Fox News’ refusal to air her piece on “a takeover of Iran by ninjas that is occurring on Obama’s watch.”
Sources familiar with the piece explained that the former Alaska governor had uncovered video showing that ninjas had infiltrated Iran and can now be seen virtually everywhere in Iranian society. Palin’s piece included inflammatory rhetoric blaming President Obama for lack of oversight in the Middle East. She explained that the ninjas must have come into Iran a long time ago for there to be so many there now.
Palin’s representative said that she was furious that even Fox News is cooperating in Obama Administration coverups, and that it just goes to show how much “tyranny and totalitism” the President and his minions can exhibit when left unchecked.
Spokesmen for the White House say that they are not in control of what goes on in Iran, but that they are certain that there is no significant ninja presence in that country.
Too funny.
I hope she becomes an Action Star and gets to keep fighting the Ninjas for years to come.
Ah, so the Palin/Fox mystery is solved! Great reporting here! 🙂