Palin Leaving FOX News

Media outlets are reporting that Sarah Palin has turned down a deal to renew her contract with FOX News.  While no one is making public the reason for the split, anonymous sources–who will not be named because they don’t exist–cite medical differences that made the pairing impossible to function properly. Specifically: Palin has no brain and FOX News has no heart.

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