Please vote for me

I’m beginning to wonder if my application to become the next Pope has been taken seriously. Having said that, I’m not even sure if vatican0000@gmail.com is the right email address. I wasn’t sure if I should send my unfinished novel “How to remove Bon Jovi from the realms of consciousness vol. 1-568” but there’s some damn good ideas in there so I just went for it. I think my biggest mistake was the part of the application that asked about sex. I really hope those papal HR folk have a sense of humor:

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  1. First:Personally, I think you be a great pope. Scond: how does one become cheese? Is it some alien come-to-Earth process or falling into the machinery at a dairy farm or having parents who are cows? Interesting, but even cheese people should be allowed the chance to be pope, and in fact, a cheese man will probably beat a non-cheese woman to that office.

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