A couple, who won almost $300 million in a Powerball lottery, is giving a large chunk to Camden Point, Michigan so that the town can make improvements to the Firehouse, ball field and high school. While some cynics are scoffing at the couple’s generosity, most are applauding their selflessness. I know if I won that amount of money, I would do something really noble too. My plan: a remote control missile reverser that would make any rocket from North Korea directed at the West mysteriously turn around and head back to North Korea. Oh, and just for giggles, I would also finance a satellite TV network that would record the moment when their dictator Kim Jong-un realizes that his “baby” is heading home. Yeah, there is a pretty good chance I am not winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
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$300 million – that’s more than I earn in a year!
“Live from North Korea….it’s your missile!!”