Punxsutawney’s Pulmonary Problems

By: Alessandro M.

Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania Mayor James Wehrle has vetoed a ban on outdoor smoking in public places because he believes outdoor smoking is a civil liberty, and that his own “research” indicates that  the cancer risk from exposure to secondhand smoke outdoors is inflated. I know I will sleep better knowing our lungs are in the “scientific” hands of a man who still thinks Phil the Groundhog can predict the weather.

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13 thoughts on “Punxsutawney’s Pulmonary Problems”

  1. Second hand smoke is nothing compared to getting drunk with a groundhog! Funny one Donna!!

  2. You gotta love a guy who lives by his convictions. Hopefully he’ll get convicted for his convictions and get thrown in the slammer where all you gotta do to get a ciggy is the prison basketball squad.

  3. His own research? His own research!? I’m sure the tobacco industry puts out some very informative, easy-to-read pamphlets.

    I guess stupidity is a civil liberty as well.

    1. I so agree with you Mark and if it can expand to getting rid of the vicious ones on this end of the state, I’m with you too. Philly ones have a lot of Tude!

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