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Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.

Ronan O’Brien was a nondescript, cold-hearted kid who didn’t give much away. He carried the same blank expression every time you saw him and was hard to read. To describe him as lazy is to do an injustice to the lazy but he never seemed in a hurry to go anywhere and his feet were always so firmly planted in the ground that the only thing that would move him would be an act of god. He wasn’t the greatest conversationalist in the world but he did seem at one with his thoughts. I asked him what he thought about chat show hosts and he didn’t even bat a non-existent eyelid:

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.

  1. July 23, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    Damn that is one cold dude.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 24, 2013 at 2:09 pm

      That’s a very harsh thing to say Mario, you don’t even know the dude.

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    July 23, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    Always had a soft spot for the well dressed gingers.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 24, 2013 at 2:08 pm

      I think his head is in direct proportion to that other ginger, Conan O’Brien.

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 23, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Nice suit. He needs a better tailor, though.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 23, 2013 at 3:44 pm

      Sure he would probably catch a cold in that!

  4. July 23, 2013 at 8:04 am

    Must have been a coal shortage and carrots were out of season

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 23, 2013 at 3:43 pm

      True, he’s not the most together person you could meet!



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